A man with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment.
Doctor: "What happened..?"
Patient: "Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the football game on TV, She put the hot iron box near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answered the iron box."
Doctor: "Oh god!!!... But what happened to the other ear?"
Doctor: "When the same guy called again. I attended by this ear.."