Medical Jokes – Watching Football
A man with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment. Doctor: “What happened..?” Patient: “Well, my wife was ironing...
Medical Jokes – Heart Transplant
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally...
Medical Jokes – In a Mental Hospital
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a...
Medical jokes – In a Dental Hospital
Here’s the deal … If you co-operate with me I’ll use the good-boy drill. Jerk me around and you get this.
Medical Jokes – Probability of Success
Patient: What is the probability of success in undergoing a bypass surgery? Doctor: 100%!! Patient: But how can you be so sure of acheiving...
Medical Joke – Doctor vs Panic Woman
Woman: ” Doctor, doctor! “ Doctor: Yes! What happened..? Woman: “My husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he swallowed a mouse! What...
Medical Jokes
What is your problem? Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I...
Medical Jokes- Doctor’s Nose cut
A patient who underwent a serious accident brought to the hospital. The doctor checked the pulse of that patient. Patient’s friend: “Doctor! Doctor! What...
Medical Jokes– Brief Explanation of Medical Terms
Artery……………… The study of paintings.Bacteria…………… The back door to a cafeteria.Barium……………….What doctors do when patients die.Benign………………. What you be after you be eightCesarean Section…A...
Medical jokes: Doctor vs Mechanic
A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle,when he spotted a famous heart surgeon in his shop,He called the surgeon and said.“Look...
