Joke 1 :
Lady to the doctor over the phone.
“Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.”
Doctor: Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”
Lady: Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.
Joke 2 :
Man: “Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!”
Doctor: “Why?”
Man: “Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.”
Joke 3 :
Patient:- doctor i am feeling sever itching,give me a medicine please.
Doctor:- take this slip to the medical shop
Patient:- if i use this medicine,i can solve this itching.
Doctor:- i gave this for growing your nails for scratching.
