Medical Jokes : 3 Jokes Makes you laugh out Loud

Joke 1 :

Lady to the doctor over the phone.

“Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.”

Doctor: Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”

Lady: Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.

Joke 2 :

Man: “Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!”

Doctor: “Why?”

Man: “Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.”

Joke 3 :

Patient:- doctor i am feeling sever itching,give me a medicine please.

Doctor:- take this slip to the medical shop

Patient:- if i use this medicine,i can solve this itching.

Doctor:- i gave this for growing your nails for scratching.

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