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Artery………………  The study of paintings.
Bacteria……………   The back door to a cafeteria.
Barium……………….What doctors do when patients die.
Benign………………. What you be after you be eight
Cesarean Section…A neighborhood in Rome.
CTscan………………. Searching for kitty.
Cauterize…………….Made eye contact with her.
Colic…………………. A sheepdog.
Coma………………… A punctuation mark.
D & C…………………  Where Washington is.
Dilate………………… To live long.
Enema………………..Not a friend.
Fester…………………Quicker than someone else.
Fibula…………………A small lie.
Genital………………  Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series……………World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail……………  What you hang your coat on.
Impotent…………… Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain…………. Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff………  A doctor’s cane.
Morbid………………  A higher offer than I did.
Nitrates……………….Cheaper than day rates.
Node……………………I knew it.
Outpatient……………A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear……………A fatherhood test.
Post Operative……..A letter carrier.
Recovery Room……The place to do upholstery.
Rectum………………   Darn near killed him.
Secretion……………   Hiding something.
Seizure…………………Roman emperor.
Tablet…………………  A small table.
Terminal Illness……Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor…………………More than one.
Varicose………………Nearby / close by.

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